Government Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

War of Words

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

Trump the Shepherdess

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

'Pander to voters? Me?'

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'Ooops, wrong door!'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Just a friendly gift.

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'

I.R.S.: 'Notice: The rumor that we have merged with homeland security is untrue!'

Federal Department of Edutainment.

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

Mice at Stornoway