Government Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

War of Words

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"Implications of Reaganism."

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

Trump the Shepherdess

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Pander to voters? Me?'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

Just a friendly gift.

'Ooops, wrong door!'

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

'Parish Council, working towards obsolescence'

Federal Department of Edutainment.

I.R.S.: 'Notice: The rumor that we have merged with homeland security is untrue!'

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'