Gourmet Investor T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that combine humor and style for the gourmet investor. Ideal for showing off their passion for good eats and smart investments in a fun, relaxed way.

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"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.'' mockup

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

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"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.' mockup

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager." mockup

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on." mockup

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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French wine

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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To do before Saturday...

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"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?" mockup

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

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"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?" mockup

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

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Too much cilantro

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The Main Types of Cheese

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?" mockup

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos." mockup

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...' mockup

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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Gourmet Investor T-Shirts Collection

Gourmet Investor Mugs

Looking for more gift options? Check out our collection of mugs perfect for the gourmet investor—funny, thoughtful, and ideal for coffee or tea breaks.

Gourmet Investor Pillows

Add personality to their home or office with pillows that showcase their love for fine food and smart investing with a humorous twist.

Gourmet Investor Prints

Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the gourmet investor’s sophisticated yet playful side. Clever designs perfect for inspiring their next big idea.