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Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

La Table

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Origins of Everything

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Keith Floyd.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'