Gourmet Experiments Pillows

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'A cheeky red?'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Man's cooking explodes.

Ten out of ten for effort...

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Funky Chef 2

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.