Gourmet Date Planner Pillows

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

The Reaper's Arms

Tunnel of Like.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'Pardon?'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

Me, Alice and God

Claret

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

Dinner

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"Don't go getting any ideas."

'Your double Impresso sir.'