Gourmet Cheese Chaser Mugs

"Polly want's a cracker, with a nice piece of stilton."

The Running of the Brie

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Sandwich snob.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

The Perfect Garden.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

this place got five stars for its fresh food

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

Gorgonzola!!! The meanest of all cheeses!

Cheese Hole

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Ice cream van

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Cheese in space

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

Cow Exerecise