Cheese Explorer Mugs

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Diner.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Sauce for the Goose

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Important Food Groups

Our visit to the flan factory.

Before/After

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Your lobster was off!

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"