Gourmet Cheese Chaser Prints

"Polly want's a cracker, with a nice piece of stilton."

The Running of the Brie

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Sandwich snob.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

The Perfect Garden.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Cheese Hole

Gorgonzola!!! The meanest of all cheeses!

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Ice cream van

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

Cheese in space

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

Cow Exerecise