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'Then that's one child's plate, one special, and one anything-as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-cook-it.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"How almond milk is made"

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

The four major food groups.

Picnic invasion strategy session

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

Silly Sausages.

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

'Fred, everybody is here!'

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Living off the griddle

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

"Stupid thing won't light."