Gothic Music Gifts

'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The lonely figure

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Date Night

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Nick Cave

'Do you have it in black?'

Edgar Allan Poe

Vincent Van Goth.

Vampire Umbrella

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."