Goofy Knight Gifts

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Get crazy once in a while

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Toastquest!

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Mother's day

'I thought she'd never leave.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Airport Joust.

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

"Fish and chips are off!"

A Respite Between Courses

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

Bazooka Jousting

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

"Today's my dad's 90th birthday. I got him a cake. I used 90 candles to spell out 'Happy 90th Birthday from your goof-up son who can't ever do anything right. I organized the whole party. And what do you think of me, Pop?'...The candles flared up and burned his house down..."