Goofy Knight Gifts

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Get crazy once in a while

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Toastquest!

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Mother's day

'I thought she'd never leave.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Airport Joust.

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

A quest for the hold grail on eBay lacks the old sense of romance and adventure.

Computer in the Stone.

No damsels, but now we know who's been taking the Amazon packages off our porch.

"Fish and chips are off!"

A Respite Between Courses

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

Bazooka Jousting

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'

"And here is our man for all seasonings."