Gondola Dreamer Mugs

Travel agent: 'In Venice, Euro-rentocar also offers gondolas!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Whale Romance

Galilei Galileo.

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

A drone laying an egg

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Karate School.

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Don't even think about it."

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Heavenly internet connection

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Drone Santa.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

bath oars...

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."