Gondola Dreamer Pillows

Travel agent: 'In Venice, Euro-rentocar also offers gondolas!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Galilei Galileo.

Whale Romance

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A drone laying an egg

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Karate School.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Don't even think about it."

Giraffe of tomorrow

Heavenly internet connection

'Drone Santa.'

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

bath oars...

Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"