Golfing Ghoul T-Shirts

Eternal Rest Cemetery and Golf Course.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Golfing Bishop.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Golfing with God.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"You have a good lie."

How's my driving?

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Do you know any other poses?'

Nevermore!

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I'll need a three iron."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'