Golf Hooligan T-Shirts

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Golf is Life (his).'

"I'll need a three iron."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'It's raining. Forget the picnic.'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Dog collars.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'They must be a Christian school...'

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

'Fantastic - we're out of the World Cup! Finally we've got a reason to have a lot of beer and wreck the pub!'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

Soccer hooligans dismantle train.

Have a swinging Christmas!

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

"No more hockey for you, mister, until you learn to control yourself!"

'I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'