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The Terror Of Folkenstein

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."