Guitar Ghoul Pillows

The Terror Of Folkenstein

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"This next one's another oldie."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Mark Knopfler.

Steve Howe.