Golfer With A Love For Rome Gifts

"IV!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf lessons

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Clock Face Golf Set

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

That looks like a golf ball.

"Duh!"

Sand Trap.

Golfer watches alien space ship.