Golf Widow Musings Pillows

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

The Golfer Gardener

Hanging up the husband

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Revenge pawn

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

'Replace divots'

"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"

Tired of Bill's frequent golf outings, Vera performs an ancient Mayan rain dance.

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'Your future husband will golf 7 days a week, 9 months out of the year. Since this is bad news, I won't charge you.'

Two Dictators in their bunkers.

'...your problem, Lady?'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

Santa Playing Golf.

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.

'I said we were going to play a game of skins, not shirts and skins!'

Cricket wife's revenge 8

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'Stop moaning, Doris - you know you don't like football'

"I'm single as well, I told my husband he had to choose between me and the World Cup."

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

"Believe it or not, but they're actually masters of this planet!"

"Ars longa, Super Bowl brevis."

The three words every woman longs to hear: the football's finished.