Golf Romantics Mugs

Kissing on the golf course

Golf Lovers

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Date Night

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

It's the thought that counts!

William Wordsworth

Transylvanian Snails.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Lovers dressed as pears

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"This could be the start of something big."

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

The Golfer Gardener

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

Romance in Yellow

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'