Golf Humor Lover Mugs

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'I wish I had a say in this thing about keeping your eye on the ball.'

"What the hell...I can always play another ball."

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

Return on mangled golf clubs.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'Frank, were those our golf balls or the 'gator's eggs?'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Finally made par.

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

I'm feeding the greens a bit slow!

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Am I near the ball?

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"The cat's away. Mind if we play through?"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)