Golf Nut Pillows

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'Concentrate...concentrate...concentrate...Nice boobs!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

"OK, ready to go again?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

At the market

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Steamed vegetables."

All Natural Nothing

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Botany Baby!

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"