Typography Nut Pillows

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Very good and to the point.'

One way only.

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Nice graphics.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.