Typography Nut Pillows

Tabloid Times. We need a huge headline for this article. What's the biggest typeface we have? "Ele-font"!

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Sign Reform

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Very good and to the point.'

One way only.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Nice graphics.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.