Golf Maverick Pillows

LIV golf

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Grandma's caf

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Hairstyles

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Ski kicker.

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"