Golf Maverick Gifts

LIV golf

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Grandma's caf

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Hairstyles

Ski kicker.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

Expectations vs. Bitterness