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A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Kensington Fluffies

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Curtains haberdashery

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Cats and Dogs.

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

A day at the races

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Barbara Cartland

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Shoe Whore

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Bun Lift

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Too goth?"