Golf Diva Pillows

Celebrity Gold

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Kensington Fluffies

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Artist chained to his drawing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Curtains haberdashery

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lady drinking Champagne.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Cats and Dogs.

A day at the races

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Shoe Whore

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Barbara Cartland

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Too goth?"