Golf Course Critic Pillows

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Golfing Accident

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Golfer Hits Frog.

"Perhaps we can arrive a a mutually beneficial arrangement?"

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Who Designed This Course?

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'What a divot.'

If golfers were honest with themselves.

"What do you think kid, saw or axe?"

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

"I told you it was a rough course to play."

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

"Too much beige."

'I said sand wedge.'

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

"I had you doing six in a five."

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