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'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Protest

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Contrarian funds

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Whipping Cream

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

"Get back in there!"

'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'