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Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Protest

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Whipping Cream

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Guru Shifted Thinking

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

Opposing viewpoint.

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

"Get back in there!"

'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."