Contrarian Champion Mugs

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Protest

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Burning the Other

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Whipping Cream

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Guru Shifted Thinking

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

Opposing viewpoint.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'You wonder what the world would have been like if you were never born?...'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."