Golf Ball Magnet Pillows

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"I want to be a Jockey."

If your question concerns your golf ball, the answer is yes, I know where it is.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

Neanderthal Golf.

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

2042

A ball's best case scenario.

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

"They were such good executives that I couldn't bear to let them go completely."

'We set this thing on golfball-sized and we'll be millionaires in no time.'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

"What happened to you?" "A maximum handicapper"

Golfer looking at golf hole with mailbox.

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

'I'm giving you 10,000 free golf balls with my company's logo on them. Since you'll lose every one of them, it'll be good advertising.'

'Did you find your ball?'

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'

'I just have a quick appendectomy - mind if I play through?'