Golf And Biking Fusion Fan Gifts

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Knight Golfing

Boomerang cow.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Pull...'

ATM withdrawal

"No, still there."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Golf

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

Weapons of mass destruction.

Car Water Skiing.

The evolution of triathletes.

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

"Heck of a fish, but I can see why your feelings would be pretty mixed right now."

"Need any electricity generated?"

Ryan Bayley

'You look a little below par. I hope you haven't caught 'birdie flu'.'

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

Snow Drift

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

'Genuine enthusiasm'

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

Exhausted Hunting Party.

'Man, talk about an elevated green!'

Newton discovers gravel...