Gold Digger Mugs

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

How to find gold.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Dr Gupta always knew his double degree in Mining Engineering and Dentistry would hit pay dirt!

Man drowned by gold.

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Panning for gold teaches you a valuable life lesson. Let the unimportant junk just wash away and you're left with the stuff that really matters!

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'They're all addresssed to 'Turn Gold into Cash' Cell 306, West Wing.'

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

Put it in petty cash.

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I think I've scored.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'