Gold Digging Enthusiast Mugs

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

How to find gold.

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."