Gold Digger Theorists Mugs

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Put it in petty cash.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

How to find gold.

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Avocado Prices

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead.'

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."