Digital Gold Digger Mugs

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Bitcoins Mining

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Put it in petty cash.

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

How to find gold.

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Avocado Prices

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

"I invested all my gold into NFTs."

Virtual Snorkeling

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.