Digital Gold Digger Pillows

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Bitcoins Mining

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

How to find gold.

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

Avocado Prices

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"I invested all my gold into NFTs."

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

Virtual Snorkeling

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

'Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead.'

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."