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An Instrument of Death.

The adoration of the gels.

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

The Four Tops in Concert

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Ginspiration!

Orchestra

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Graceland

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Ground score!"

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'That's my spirit guide.'

John Wycliffe

Oldies Band.

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

Quick gin. Sloe gin