Golbin Tunes Lover Mugs

An Instrument of Death.

The adoration of the gels.

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Dragon and Dragoff

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

The Four Tops in Concert

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Elvis Presley

Ginspiration!

Orchestra

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"Ground score!"

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Graceland

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'That's my spirit guide.'

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

John Wycliffe