New Beginnings Lover Mugs

Happy New Year!

2004, Jan 1st. 'So far, so good.'

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Choose, Fenster

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Who's a cutey?

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Barry Unsworth

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Lord Byron

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Off to a bad start.

Sylvia Plath

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

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