Going On A Trek T-Shirts

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Technological Dependence.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Be open to help.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Mass Travel

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Superman Going On Vacation.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Bear Signpost.