Going On A Trek T-Shirts

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Rock Climber

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Be open to help.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."