Godly Escapades Explorer Gifts

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"