Goal-scoring Guru Gifts

Jesus Saves

Football

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Leo Messi

Football

Tyrone Mings

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Goal!

Goal

Football Bomb

Arch of Triumph Save

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Goalie Wall.

Referee's Free Kick Pack

GoalieRobics.

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Sergio Kun Aguero

Money and Football

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Footballer.