Goal-chasing Guru Gifts

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The Salesman

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Mohamed Salah

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Men can show their emotions!

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Are you blind ref?'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Goal

Success

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Football Bomb

Bucket List

Professional football.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Goalie Wall.

Referee's Free Kick Pack

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero

GoalieRobics.