Goal-scoring Aficionado Gifts

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Football

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Men can show their emotions!

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

A scarecrow goalie

Punishment for the kicker.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

The Birth of Soccer

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'