Goal-saving Genius Gifts

Football crowd cheer when goalie makes a save.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Punishment for the kicker.

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Arch of Triumph Save

Football Bomb

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Money and Football

Covid Defender

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Jesus Saves

Relaxed goalkeeper saves ball.

Man standing in goal with huge hands

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

David de Gea

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

James Ward-Prowse

Football