Goal Reveler Pillows

Football fan

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Another round?"

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Christmas with Cats

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

The ghost of christmas regifting

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Noel Fever

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Mohamed Salah

Early Photobomb

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

Speleologist

"Where are you flying to?"