Emotional Goal Reveler Pillows

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'My feet are killing me.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Large Emoticon Collider

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The rope to success.

After the Sentence

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."