Emotional Goal Reveler Mugs

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'My feet are killing me.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

After the Sentence

The rope to success.

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity